Stupid Jeans Display

I worked in advertising and marketing before I became a hilarious stand up comedian and writer. I saw this while walking down the 3rd St. Promenade in Santa Monica... who displays jeans like this?


Hey, Stumpie wants to buy some jeans, but doesn't want to buy any unless he can see a mannequin wearing the jeans just like he would... tied up at the stumps like he was a pirate who survived an epic battle.

Why not just untie those legs and let them hang down? What market are you trying to reach? The "Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump" market?